Monday, December 6, 2010

FIFA Awards 2026 World Cup to Me

FIFA Chairman Sepp Blatter announced that I will be hosting the 2026 FIFA World Cup. "We are pleased and excited to be going to this new realm," Blatter said. "Following what will surely be exciting and successful tournaments in the in-no-way risky countries of Russia and Qatar, we are eager to see how the beautiful game can enrich the life of one single person in 2026."

A spokesman for me said, "He was very surprised indeed, considering his lack of suitable stadiums or media facilities, not to mention he didn't actually bid for the tournament."

I beat out bids from England, Australia, the United States, Spain, and Argentina.

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