Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Avram Grant: Anybody Want to Buy a Flat?

Sky Sports News: Well Avram, football can be a cruel game. Did you think you deserved to win?

Grant: I have a flat for sale, it's very nice. Lovely neighborhood.

SSN: And how about your captain, John Terry? A real shame for him, nobody deserves to be in that position.

Grant: Three bedrooms, great view, very safe area.

SSN: You seem distracted, Avram. Surely Mr. Abramovitch would agree you've done enough to prove yourself?

Grant: Well, here I must be completely honest...The kitchen tile needs to be redone.

SSN: Do you think you will be back at Chelsea next season?

Grant: (long pause) Is there something wrong with you?

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