"Shit" said Liverpool manager Roy Hodgson, responding perhaps to his club's recent defeat by League 2 side Huddersfield - wait, it was Northampton - or perhaps to their spineless defeat at Old Trafford, or even perhaps to the fact that he accepted the no-win position as manager of Liverpool Football Club after being left a squad of mediocrity by departed 'legend' Rafa Benitez.
"Shit, I mean, there's little else to say, is there?" Hodgson said.
The Merseyside club have just 5 points from 5 league games, and though they have progressed thus far in the Europa League, they may find themselves missing out entirely on European football if they can't turn around their league form.
"There is a long way to go and we have plenty of time to right the ship," Hodgson said, "But still. Shit."
Jamie Carragher, committed as ever at age 44, believes glory can still be won this season. "No I don't. I never said that," he said.
